Love & Appearance

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  9. She then says something dumb. Zenfox's girlfriend jumps in, and these girls go back and forth. Fucking catfight. And eventually an Asian guy walks by and breaks it up with one simple sentence...
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  11. Asian Guy: "Really, you aren't hot at all. Just leave."
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  13. Damn, he crushed her with that one. Chick goes home. Not another word. High fives around.
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  15. Misha: "Fuck you! Suck my dick! Let's go get a shot!"
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  17. Yup, Misha is trashed. Shots...
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  19. Misha: "I know those girls over there. Go talk to them."
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  21. Me: "If you know them, then introduce me."
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  23. What? You think that I'm going to stop just because of a little TLC with Incredible? It's not like the chick is my girlfriend. Chill the fuck out...
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  25. Misha: "This is Assanova."
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  27. And we shake hands...
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  29. Girl: "Owww!"
  30.  
  31. Me: "I'm sorry."
  32.  
  33. Girl: "You have a strong handshake."
  34.  
  35. Me: "I said I was sorry."
  36.  
  37. Girl: "I just wasn't ready for it. Let's try it again."
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  39. Pffft, like any girl is ready for me.
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  41. We talk, and like a good wingman, Misha leaves us alone. If you're counting, this is twice that he hooked me up tonight without intervening. This is why we work so well together. We don't fight over the same chick or try to sabotage each other like so many guys do when a female is around. Mackish shit. Someday, you'll understand it.
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  43. The girl works at a hospital. Interesting job. We connect. Why? Unlike so many guys, I actually pay attention to women. I say nothing special. If you've ever watched me talk to anyone, then you know that I don't do much talking. I just give said person the chance to talk about themselves, while dashing in my two cents and humor from time to time. That's all my game is.
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  45. And as a result? We end up trading numbers. It's the simple things. That's what women love about me.
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