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CARWASH: I don’t know, I haven’t read it yet.
PSYCHO: What does she want? Is she booty calling you?
CARWASH: I don’t know.
PSYCHO: Why don’t you read it?
CARWASH: I’m talking to you.
PSYCHO: Have you got a guilty conscience?
CARWASH: Why would I have a guilty conscience?
She then stormed out and went to the bathroom. So he got in his car and drove to my house. I didn’t know any of this at the time. I was sitting in my living room playing the guitar when he knocked on my balcony door.
The party was way over on the North side of town. He had driven 45 minutes (DRUNK) to come to my house, rather than 45 minutes to go home. He came inside, gave me a huge hug and thanked me for saving him from the psycho. After sharing the story, I played some more guitar and we went up to bed. He got straight into my bed. No offer to sleep anywhere else.
As we climbed in he said “Thank you for saving me from the psycho” again. I responded with “That’s okay, she was right. I was totally booty calling you”.
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